Funny inkondlo ukusetha isimo. Positive ukusetha isimo

ukumamatheka Isihloko kanye ajabule iyathandwa hhayi kuphela e-movie nomculo. Kuyinto efanele ekuphileni kwansuku zonke, ngoba mina Ziningi ukumomotheka.

Odokotela bengqondo ku kwemizwa

Ekuqaleni, amanye amagama sina ngokuvamile ke lesi sihloko lula futhi kumnandi. inhliziyo Ochwepheshe inhliziyo - zokusebenza kwengqondo amaVeda bendabuko, okunye - kusho izakhamuzi ngazwi linye ephikelela ukubaluleka amahlaya okuhle umuntfu lakhetsa kuphila ngato.

Ngo Psychology, kukhona ngisho mkhuba lonke entsha ebizwa nge "felichitizm", ngamanye amazwi, isayensi injabulo. Imizamo ukukala injabulo, okuchaza, ukuba uthole izindlela zakhe akuvezi lutho kodwa omunye isiqinisekiso ukubaluleka ngijabule.

Ingoma adumile wasebuntwaneni kufanele kakhulu wathi "ukumamatheka ngeke kukhanye zonke" - futhi ngempela, injabulo kulindeleke nibonakala smile, futhi yena bakhangwa abanye kumnikazi wakhe.

Ithonya isimo empilweni

Ayidingi ukuhola idatha impikiswano Psychology okunye yokuxhumana futhi ukucabanga izinhlobo isifo, ukuze afakazele ukubaluleka ajabule. Engingakusho nje kokukhumbula kudokotela oyisazi sezinzwa ngezindleko ezinhle kusukela sezempilo wesifunda, okuyinto njalo weluleka iziguli ukuthobela banomoya omuhle futhi ithemba engcono ukuthi ukwelashwa kwasiza.

Kukhona futhi ubufakazi besayensi ngobuhlobo yomsebenzi futhi ejwayelekile izifo professional, isibonelo, izikhulu eziphezulu maningi amathuba okuthi uhlushwa izifo zenhliziyo, abasebenzi imizimba komthetho - izifo yaleli pheshana emathunjini, othisha - nokugula ngengqondo futhi ethukile. Uma uthi nhlá, lezi ubudlelwano Nokho ezinengqondo esekelwe yokuphila abamele lezi zindawo, futhi ukucindezeleka libamba iqhaza elibalulekile lapha, futhi omubi - ngamunye ngendlela yalo.

Yebo, futhi imibono yakhe siqu ngeke akwenze: abantu babenethemba lokuhle futhi enobungane kakhulu esingaphansi ogulayo futhi bazizwa kangcono.

Indlela ukukhulisa isimo semizwa yakho?

Ephetha ezingxenyeni sína indzabambhalo, ungakwazi ukunikeza izindlela ezimbalwa ukuthuthukisa isimo semizwa yakho:

• ukuxhumana onobungane lula;
• ukubukela amahlaya akho owathandayo noma ama funny kwezilwane;
• ukudlala izingane - risible futhi ephapheme;
• funda anecdote noma funny setinkondlo,
• ukulalela inkulumo we satirist.

Kungokuphawulekayo ukuthi incwadi e oqeda kwemizwa nendima evelele eyadlalwa izwi, akunjalo?

10 Amaqiniso mayelana ukumamatheka

Izingxenye amahlaya ezinhle akuzona ngamazwi kuphela, kodwa futhi esijabulisayo ngobuqotho inkulumo. Nazi amanye amaqiniso athakazelisayo mayelana ukumamatheka:

• ke iyathelelwana;
• Kuyinto obuphathekayo;
• Lidonsa abanye;
• abesifazane "eyakhelwe" ukumamatheka, amadoda - izindaba ezihlekisayo;
• ukumamatheka kubangela uzwela;
• ukuhleka ngokusebenzisa izinyembezi - abayikho ezifanayo izitho zomzimba;
• ukuhleka - kuyinto endorphin ezinamandla;
• Funny elihlekayo ndawonye;
• ukumamatheka yangempela sivezwe hhayi nomlomo, amehlo;
• iziphuphutheki Ukumamatheka ngobuqotho kutshela abanye - "izinyawo likhale sika".

ajabule kumabhayisikobho futhi opopayi

Salt amahlaya - amazwi ukuze sivuselele isimo semizwa yakho. Kakade ekupheleni movie, futhi izilaleli bonke ukuhleka futhi ukuphinda imisho zakho ozithandayo. Masikhumbule ezinye pearl:

• "Ngakho unezingane kimi."
• "Ukuphi umshushisi? Kuphi phambi Napoleon wayelele."
• "Ngidinga ugeza aphuze inkomishi yekhofi."
• "Semon Semenych ..."
• "Kungani uya - siye liwile."
• "Ngingumfana kubophane ulimi kusukela ebuntwaneni. Ngicabanga njengoba ngicabanga, futhi ngikhuluma njengokungathi ngikhuluma ngithi"
• "Mina logopef fefektov zokulungisa yokukhuluma."

Ngubani akazi ibinzana abadumile, okubangela ukumamatheka?

Amahlaya iwukuba bonke ubudala: e opopayi, futhi, siphile amazwi ezinamaphiko ukuze sivuselele isimo semizwa yakho:

• "Ngingumfana kakade emsebenzini ukhathele, I ngokulambisa babe namandla ukubukela i-TV."
• "Umsebenzi Joint - ngokwenzuzo yami - ke esihlanganisa."
• "Siye nakuyiphi WaseTahiti, singabe basuthe. '
• "Awu, wena woza, uma Shaw."

Engingakusho nje ukufunda - futhi emomotheka anyakaza - pozitivchik ukusetha isimo!

Elihle yenkampani

Corporative - kokusungulwa fangled eycharov ukubuyisa i extra abasebenzi ugqozi pogrustnevshih. Ngeholide kufanele kube mnandi, futhi corporate iyathinteka.

Wadala lonke simo izenzakalo, izindima zisakazwe, amazwi, izinto zokubhukuda esikhethiwe futhi yebo, ezihlekisayo tinkondlo - njengoba ngaphandle kwabo?

Nazi ezinye edumile:

Kusukela umsebenzi amahhashi afe,

Nokho, mina - iponi okungenakufa!

Igama enduneni:

Uma into ihamba kahle ukusebenza
Futhi inzuzo ezikhulayo,
Lokhu kusho ukuthi nomqashi wethu -
into okufanele yenziwe.

Noma ikhadi kusukela ekhanda we okhonzile:

Ngabe usebenza ngoba eziyisikhombisa;

Ungabi sekwephuzile;

Njalo smile nhlobo;

On lokho akusho ukukhononda;

Akekho ukuhleba.

Funny inkondlo ukukhulisa isimo boss, futhi bonke abasebenzi:

Asibi sycophants,
Kodwa kungakhathaliseki ukuthi singamaKristu uthanda Ukulunguza:
Umholi wethu oqinile -
Sin kwakungamelwe sidumise!

Funny inkondlo athokozise

Ngezinye izikhathi ithalenta - ukubhala funny. Akukhona nje Ilf and Petrov esiyingcweti, futhi kukhona ochwepheshe ezifana esikhathini sethu. Sicela ukale yokucabanga umamatheke ukujula:

Uma ngingalenzi njalo

Ngakho zinesizotha futhi ngokwethembeka, futhi kuleli zwe, futhi Wham,

Ngingajabula oh, ngingajabula oh,

Benginga uh.

Futhi nje inkondlo encane ukuthi ayemakhulu amathemba ababenawo:

Uma ukuphila onikhohlisayo -
Ningadabuki, musa ingathukutheli,
Ngosuku nolobumnyama - uzithobe:
Usuku fun, ukholwa, kuyofika!
Inhliziyo uhlala esikhathini esizayo.
Okwamanje isicefe? - zonke kweso, konke kuzodlula,
Lokho kuyokwenzeka, kuyoba mnandi!

Pozitivchik ukusetha isimo

Funny - elisizungezile. Omunye ethnographers edume kunazo ezungeze amahlaya kwaba Mikhail Zadornov - igama yasungulwa sengathi ngenhloso. Ugcina ekwazile ukubona nokuzwa funny, njengoba besho, "ngaso leso sikhathi".

Ngokwesibonelo, isikhangiso:

"Kuthatha abasebenzi ababili abafuna ukusebenza, esikhundleni 2, ubani engafuni ukusebenza."

A string kokuthola iIgama: "Herring ozalwa nayo."

Funny kwenzeka kwezombusazwe. Lokho kwenzekani iphephandaba crazy eminyakeni embalwa edlule: "Ukhetho 2008: ugcine ipasipoti yezwe Fihla kagogo!"

Ifa ithalenta ekhethekile hlekisa abafundi ukuthi lokho ukubhala ezincwadini zabo, esikhuthazayo hhayi kuphela othisha, kodwa futhi nabo bonke izivakashi yamakhasi Inthanethi.

Ziphawula encwadini yakhe yezenzakalo zosuku: "Phakathi ikhefu akhwela phezu kodonga esitezi 4th!"

Ihlola umsebenzi encwadini: "upr.43 Ucabangani Lapho, u-Andrew?" Impendulo: "Ngo-eshalofini".

Ibhulogi Ukungena 21/12/2012: "Liklasi lonkhe wayelindele ukuphela kwezwe."

Chudyat izingane,

Abafana namantombazane.

Kanjani ukuheha intombazane?

Izazi zokusebenza kwengqondo zithi abesifazane bayakwazisa ukuncokola kumuntu: ekwakheni isigaba sabefundisi izimfanelo ezibalulekile zivela ke ezimfanelweni phezulu emihlanu efiselekayo kakhulu.

Inkondlo ukuze athokozise intombazane - indlela engcono kakhulu ukumjabulisa. Female uthanda izincomo engengaphansi kwengu-amadoda, futhi kusukela izinkondlo laudatory behlonipha beneme Ngokuqinisekile ngcono.

Ungathumela wakhe kancane senkondlo, i-SMS, bese nina nihlela ukuba ikhadi enakho mazwi asuka enhliziyweni behlonipha wakhe. Futhi ngisho amantombazane kakhulu othanda, lapho ebizwa ngegama nekheli siyakuhalalisela obhalisiwe.

Ingathunyelwa inkondlo mobile-esigaba:

Ningadabuki, kodwa smile,
Futhi akukho lutho kodwa ukungabaza.
Ingabe zonke ezinkulu - Ngiyazi!
Ngimkhumbula kakhulu!

Ubani kithina mantombazane bayenqaba ukusuka ekuseni i-SMS ku?

Noma nakhu inkondlo ezihlekisayo ukusetha semizwa:

Ekuseni Angithandi ukudla kwasekuseni ngoba ngicabanga ngawe. Emini Angithandi ukudla kwasemini - Ngicabanga ngawe. Kusihlwa, Anginayo kwakusihlwa - Ngicabanga ngawe. Angilali ebusuku - udle UFUNA!

Qinisekisa ukuthi inkondlo athokozise enhle kakhulu ithuluzi intombazane!

Funny limericks

Yiqiniso, amahlaya kuyo yonke iminyaka yakhe: yini ezihlekisayo umfundi, omdala kuyomane smile, futhi okuphambene nalokho. Nokho, kukhona inkondlo cool ukusetha isimo, okuyinto "smile" kwanoma iyiphi, futhi bemthanda couplets fun othanda yilezi:

Yegor waphendula sifundo -
uthisha Pal waquleka!
Kusukela ukungazi yakhe
Mfundisi equlekile.

On ikhompuyutha umdlalo
Denis ukuqedela ekuseni.
Ngezinye amabhodi esikoleni Denis,
Njengetshe computer, "hung".

Popular izinkondlo iDemo ukusetha isimo izifundo esikoleni hhayi kuphela, kodwa futhi ekukhiqizeni:

Oh, rabotka usebenza,
O, ngifisa Wahlushwa:
Ehhovisi lakhe washaya,
Injengesithusamagwababa ensimini!

Oh, umsebenzi, usebenza,
umngane Kuhle:
Lonke usuku thina bangamathe nolimi,
Nehhashi kanye cinch!

Smile: funny izindaba

Kodwa iwubuphukuphuku kunazo zihlale izindaba zokuphila: Izingane chudyat, abadala chudyat. abantu hlekisa hhayi kuphela izinkondlo iDemo ukusetha isimo, kodwa futhi temibhalo yephrozi netindzaba: bazenze ekhethekile izindaba ezahlukene mayelana blondes bubuhle ehlezi beshayela. Nangu omunye izindaba ilandiswa wokuzibonela.

Kwathi lapho kulindeleke ngoba isondo kuze kwalungisa ihhashi lakhe, kodwa lesi sikhathi ukuze studio ngadonsa abomvu "Lexus" nge isondo. Beshayela ngiseyintombazanyana bubuhle kusukela yathandwa namuhla.

The guys esiteshini zazisekhona labo osomahlaya salungiswa isigamu-Entela ebuzwa ukuthi yini isondo futha. Ntombazane, ngaphandle batting iso, futhi wabuza: "Uyini?"

Abafana sabukana: "Air nge izinto ezingafani: kukhona zamapetshisi, sitrobheli."

Zonke iziteshi benezindlebe kakade giggles, waqala, futhi ingxoxo iqhubeka. Maid ngomoya ophansi icacisa intengo, kanye eyinhloko njengoba zikhuthaza ukungabi namahloni okuthanda lidalula ngezindleko ruble 800 4-wheel drive. Ngokusobala, evumelana izindleko ngoba uyala emoyeni nge strawberry.

Ofakazi le ngxoxo echichima nobunzima ogodla uhleko, hhayi withstanding, wavele wahleka: isithombe hilarious ngakho ozibona nsuku zonke. Ntombazane, kwadingeka bangayiboni into embi ngokuqamba futhi ngaphandle nesithunzi ukumamatheka, abalindi kuze kube yilapho kuyoba ukumpompa isondo amnandi amajikijolo, sitjhidela imali bahambe ngomkhumbi baye ngokuphepha. Abantu musa nje laughing - okhalayo.

Indaba kwaqhubeka lapho ngemva kwezinsuku ezimbalwa eduze studio imise obomvu ajwayelekile "Lexus", kusukela lapho waphuma umalume kuyindaba eqakathekileko. Lapho ebuzwa ukuthi ubani owayenyathelisa wavuleka isondo kulo mshini izinsukwana edlule, kwathi cwaka ocindezelwe yena emdulini: lapha Kwathi, ngosuku lokwahlulela, futhi manje uzoqala disassembly. Kodwa-ke kwadingeka indawo lapho engaya khona, futhi umninisitolo yasondela waqinisekisa ukuthi amasondo on imoto akhishwa lapha.

A guy namanje ukukusho kunokukwenza akhishwa up amasondo emotweni yakhe, unkosikazi wakhe, futhi uma benza amahloni guys waqinisekisa ukuthi sitrobheli emoyeni futhi wenza lokho akekho owayecabanga - wakhipha wad imali wanikela umnikazi ruble ayizigidi ka SRT.

Kwabe sekuvela ukuthi, umyeni wakhe wayengekho uthukuthele, kodwa kunalokho whinnying izinsuku ezimbalwa futhi adventure fun bonke abangane babo unkosikazi. Futhi lapho amandla ukuhleka ayisekho, wanquma ukuza, siyabonga ubumnandi futhi ukhuthaze izingcweti ngokwezimali nesu.

Futhi nakhu okunye indaba kancane avtoserii "Sergey Viktorovich kabi upake ukuthi imoto wambhalela:". Silima ' "

It uyawuthanda ukuthandwa okukhulu kanye nomlando wokuphila komkhaya. Abantu abaqaphelayo ukuthi uqaphele iphethini lapha:

Uma umyeni ihlangabezana umkakhe "cha", bese umbuzo sasinjena: "? Koze kube nini namanje uzobukela football" Uma indoda inomthwalo kumkakhe: "Njengoba ufisa" - ngakho-ke, umbuzo sasinjena: "Ingabe ngenza orange avelele?" Uma umyeni ihlangabezana nomkakhe "yebo", cishe wabuza: "Ingabe ongilalelayo !!?"

Futhi ekugcineni, abanye Emazwini akhe okuqonda Zadornov:

• abantu bethu kuphela, ukugijima ngaphesheya komgwaqo ngesikhathi elibomvu, kungaba akhishwe phansi ingakenzeki agijima.
• Musa bambe umakhelwane umgodi, noma ewusebenzisela njengoba umsele.

Ekugcineni, ngokuqondile ngendaba: uma ufuna ukuba njalo ajabule, funda ukujabulela iholo - trifle, kodwa nice.

Have ajabule!