Lokho impendulo yombuzo othi, "izinto ezintsha '? Indlela ukuphendula umbuzo loqobo?

Abaningi bakhathazeka ngokuthi impendulo yombuzo othi "yini entsha". empeleni Lena yindlela sasivumela ziwubala ingxoxo. Kodwa ngasizathu simbe ngezinye izikhathi kakhulu ecasulayo.

Impendulo kudide evesini

Isu ukuthi impendulo yombuzo othi "yini entsha", ungakwazi ukukhonza njengomdala impendulo: "Njalo" Ngokwemvelo, limbuza engena stupor futhi wambuza: "Ingabe lokho kumayelana," futhi wathola impendulo yesibili enemininingwane: "? Futhi"

Uma sikucela, "Uzizwa unjani?", Esikhundleni banal "Nakuba abelethe!" Noma "kanjani black white!", Ungakwazi ukuhleka ungasinaki njengoba funny: "Njengoba ePoland" bekhungathekile interlocutor ngempela kubuzwa lo mbuzo olandelayo: "Ingabe yile ndlela? "futhi lokho uma kungaba lihle ibinzana behlakaniphile:" futhi ngubani ngaphezulu ... futhi pan "nimyeke manje he zindla up, okusho ukuthi ezezimali, ezempilo, uthando, izingane noma injabulo kwansuku elula.

Umbuzo kokungenzi lutho - impendulo egcwele!

Uma eyaziwa eyaziwa - akukho ilukuluku, ngisho lutho, umthombo akazihloli, akukho abangakwenza ngaphandle ukuze uphendule lo mbuzo "okusha" amahlaya - kubafuni imibuzo ukugeleza Imininingwane engaqondakali. Into efana: "Oh, isisindo entsha emhlabeni! Muva nje, isazi sesayensi esidumile Kyuhelfigner Tampinium Valentovich, kodwa wena wazi, ukuthi ngokukhethekile ekutadisheni iplanethi Mars ekostruktury, wavula kungenzeka yokuzalanisa ezilwandle isihlabathi Iplanethi Ebomvu izilwane zasemanzini ezincelisayo ciliates ezifana izicathulo. Ngenxa yalokho, nganqoba uMklomelo KaNobel ngenxa ukutholakala nanotechnology kwi indiza inhlangano penguin ukusuka eSouth Pole kuya eNyakatho ngesikhathi ngokumitha kwemihlambi ngaphakamisa nabo zinamabala lwezimpawu eared! "Kodwa namanje kungenzeka ukuthi impendulo yombuzo othi" yini entsha "umuntu akanandaba ngempela, ukuthi une entsha?

Impendulo a interlocutors ikakhulukazi ecophelelayo

Uma impendulo enemininingwane esinjalo asisho ukuthi akudingeki zihambelane ayizalayo, wathi futhi enquma ukucacisa, yaphinde yambuza: "Futhi ibhizinisi lakho njengezinto 'ukuthi kungaba" zizitshela "mayelana isiphetho sabo. Ngakho kangangokuba kakhulu futhi ukungasho lutho ngami, futhi abantu bahleke, futhi ungabacasuli interlocutor yakhe. Lapha kungaba impendulo yombuzo othi "yini entsha" endabeni zembula okuthile wena ungafuni.

"Yebo, futhi nginalo lonke tiptop! Wanqoba Grand Prix at emncintiswaneni e Hawaiian Ice Age Washington ezingwadule! Emelelwe khona ngesandla igundane kurvika mini ngokukhishwa ngedwa bewela iphela basezindlini ngokunakekelwa imbewu ikhabe futhi aguqulelwe abahlala isikhala cleaner. Manje lapha banqume ukuthi ukuchitha imali. Wena ngeke afune? "Futhi ake engumngane ezineshwa manje yena udida phezu impendulo yakhe.

"Thunga" impendulo

Futhi kuba ngokuphelele engaqondakali ukuthi ungakwazi ukuphendula umbuzo "okusha" isihambi. Phela, uyazi lutho futhi "esidala" ngalokho okwenzeke empilweni interlocutor ngawo ufuna ukugcina ingxoxo iqhubeka. Ngakho-ke kulula ukuphetha ngokuthi ukuba ingxoxo nomuntu elisebenza ayizalayo, wathi lokho akusisizi ifa engqondweni. Okunjalo otshit kulula nje uchaze kuye ekhuphukela ongamazi mibuzo cultureless. Futhi ngakho-ke akudingekile ukuba ezikudidayo ngenxa yokuthi ungakwazi ukuphendula umbuzo "okusha" lo mngane - lyapa abokuqala khumbulani! Ngokwesibonelo: "Ngasizathu sini, e ipayipi central Ukushisa kurediyetha ekuqhumeni" Impela uyabuza: "Ingabe wena uyazibuza?" Futhi kwaba impendulo kakhulu ukuba uya astray udidekile ngisho sihlangabezane wazalela: "Cha, Basil - abangenamakhaya kusukela ngaphesheya komgwaqo"

Ungakwazi uphendule kanje: "I-TV wathi - Kusasa iqhwa uwela!" Uma inkantolo ngoJulayi ngeviki kanye ukushisa ingaphansi degrees amane, umyalezo sidilize aphume kukhwelana engumngane esilawulayo. Ngezinye umbuzo walo wesibili kumele kucaciswe: iqhwa yokufakelwa futhi awe play "I ijazi", okuyinto ubeka iqembu umfundi "Okapi emzabalazweni nenkululeko iponi!"

Joke akusho sin, njengoba kubonakala ezihlekisayo

Njalo impendulo kungaba funny ukwenza ihlaya, uma ungafuni ukukhuluma iqiniso. Futhi uma uthatha ukungabaza ukuthi impendulo yokuqala yombuzo "okusha" waphendula ngesibindi: "uhlaka entsha zilethwe esitolo! Long-nose ne oneso ngilambatha out mahhala, kanti bonke abanye - ruble emithathu nengxenye ngamunye imitha square! Ngenanele isheke ukukhokhela amane nesishiyagalombili? "

Impendulo Pretty zokudala kuyoba, wacaphuna ethandekayo opopayi noma i-movie chungechunge. "Indlela kungcono amaqhinga?" - "Pho-ke umsila ubuhlungu, imilenze ewa. Kodwa (futhi lokhu kuyamangalisa!) Rose shaggy "Ngokuvamile umthombo isekela ihlaya, waqhubeka:"! Futhi manje ungakwazi ukulala eqhweni "

Lasekuqaleni ekuphenduleni excitation nesithakazelo kumuntu

Ngezinye izikhathi ufuna ukuqala ingxoxo umuntu emnandi, kodwa hhayi ezifika engqondweni lutho oluzuzisayo, kungani ungase uqale. Futhi ngalesosikhathi he jikisa yombuzo! Nokho, ngempela hackneyed futhi ezivamile, kodwa ukuthi isinyathelo sokuqala selithathiwe! It uhlala kuphela ube yinhlansi amancane ukuze kuvuswe, uyivule lwaba yilangabi esishisayo isithakazelo kuye. Ngakho ukuphendula guy ku umbuzo "okusha", uma kubaluleke kakhulu ukuba otshit, futhi ukuqhubeka nengxoxo?

Ungakwazi yilo inkulumo ngokujulile ebusweni baphela ithi: "Ungacabanga yini, mina namanje kukuvikela!" Impela kufanele abahloniphe kulandele umbuzo wesibili: "Futhi ukusebenza ocwaningeni okwami" - "Hhiya! Izolo I ngempumelelo ukuvikela ekuhlaselweni abesifazane Nura kanye Baba UValya, omakhelwane bami izitebhisi! "

Ngisho noma guy wayengaqiniseki ukuthi yikhulu isifiso angenakuvinjwa ukuqhubeka nengxoxo, emva impendulo zokudala ezifana kwakungenjalo, kwakuyomelwe ... Nokho, uma ngikholelwa awashadi ke ukuqhubeka nengxoxo okungenani!

Imibuzo Imibuzo ungqongqoze

Ungakwazi kusimangaze umbuzo interlocutor impendulo, uma impendulo akunakwenzeka ngokuningiliziwe futhi isifiso. "Uzizwa unjani?" - ucela ngenxa yobuntu wathi. Esabela kulokhu ukuzwa: "Yebo, lapha ngicabanga ... Ngubani namandla: Ikamela noma Hippo" Umuntu othanda ukuncokola bayokwazisa lesi sinyathelo, uyohleka bese uzama ukuxazulula inkinga. Dumb umqondo ofanayo, "Awu, dumbass efanayo" - futhi kwababangela amahloni suka eceleni.

Ungacabanga lomunye inkinga izosiza ukushintsha isihloko. Isibonelo, lokhu: "?" "Kodwa uma ingane izalwe ngesikhathi indiza isikhala rocket, ukuthi yiliphi izwe nedolobha kuzoqoshwa kukholamu" endaweni lokuzalwa

Indlela elula uphazamisa ingxoxo ekuqaleni

Ngezinye izikhathi umuntu kubuhlungu ngempela, futhi uqhubeke baxoxe naye akukho isifiso. Nalapha futhi, ukusiza ukuphuma isimo kungaba ihlaya. Phendula umbuzo "Yini izindaba zakho?" Nge le nkulumo kanje: "Izolo, umyeni wakhe kwatholakala" sofuba esithendeni kwesokunxele "! Lapha ngicabanga manje ukuthi ngiya ihlolwe kakhulu noma ewa ngokwalo? "Ezimweni eziningi impendulo interlocutor laughable futhi kulula wethukile. Phela, igama elithi "isifo sofuba" luyisihluthulelo lapha, futhi "isithende kwesokunxele" kulahleka emthunzini wakhe.

Ungacabanga ngesinye isibonelo. Ngokwesibonelo, ezifana.

"Yebo, ukuthi izihlobo Nenets Autonomous District isinqumo ukwehlela ukuvakashela. Lutho neze - abantu nanhlanu. Mhlawumbe ake eziyisihlanu kuzo ukuze uhlale nawe isikhathi eside, izinyanga eziyisithupha kuphela? Nje isihawu umama osemusha nezingane ezine ukulala on emphemeni wabeka! "Mhlawumbe imibuzo kuyoba yini umbono omuhle kakhulu interlocutor yakhe, kodwa isifiso ukuqhubeka nengxoxo naye, yebo, walahlekelwa.