Hlela ephathini yelusuku lwekutalwa nge Gag ongasipha othandekayo!

Usuku lokuzalwa oluhle - iholide ujabule, okuyinto elinde hhayi kuphela hero of the isikhathi, kodwa futhi nabangane bakhe nezihlobo. Ongamthandi ikhefu kusukela monotony zokuphila kwansuku zonke inkampani kumnandi? Le iholidi kungenziwa ngokwesiko, nezihlobo lesidlo onesizotha nge isipho ikhekhe, futhi ungakwazi beveza kumnandi lwami lwekutalwa kanye ukugubha engavamile yayo. Kulokhu, njengoba ibhekene namacala vivacity futhi ajabule izothatha amasonto ambalwa. Futhi uma kuvela ukuthi umuntu lokuzalwa imatasa kakhulu futhi ngingenaso isikhathi sokucabanga ngisho mayelana oluzayo idili ngosuku, ukusiza, njengoba njalo, kuyofika nabangane abahle.

Usuku lokuzalwa gags: lwesigameko isampula

Ngakho, usuthathe isinqumo ukuthi umngane wakho, mfowethu, noma mhlawumbe udadewabo walo lokuzalwa kuyadingeka ukugubha engavamile futhi kumnandi. Izinketho kungaba mass, into esemqoka ukuthi wonke umuntu injani, ikakhulukazi lokuzalwa. Usuku lokuzalwa gags ukudala esimweni esikhululekile ukukhanya. Nokho, uma isikhathi sonyaka kuzokuvumela ukuba bawushiye lowo muzi - kuze kufike emfuleni noma emahlathini. Mhlawumbe hhayi ukuthola indoda ababengeke bathande epikinikini: umusi ovela bonfire, izoso, iwayini, umoyana futhi uthole umoya ohlanzekile. Lolu khetho ukugubha kuhlaba ezimnandi ntu, izinsuku ezinhlanu ngesonto wenziwa ehhovisi futhi, uma kuqokwa ngempelasonto endaweni ethile, ngakho-ke i-club ebusuku noma enkundleni yemidlalo. Lungiselela iqhawe ukumangala isikhathi: ukuhlela epikinikini, umeme izivakashi, ukupheka izipho, khetha umninikhaya, ngubani uzakulumathisa migubho. Kahle, yonke into isilungile manje ukuba anikezwe indawo celebration, ukuze, ngoba lapho bonke lokhu kwaqalwa. Ungakwazi nesigaba elibambe gangster: ukuyokudla imbangela, ukuze Abasunduzani amyisa imoto, esikhundleni isibhamu, amehlo futhi kanjalo ziholele indawo oyifunayo. Into esemqoka - Ungeqisi it: hhayi ukuba asabise lokuzalwa futhi omakhelwane bese kufanele ezigubha leli holidi ku bullpen. Phela ufike endaweni ayemmisele yona, hero of the isikhathi kuye kudingeke ukuba banikeze izipho, kodwa umane ukubanika akuyona yokuqala, ngoba walungisa gags lokuzalwa. Fihla izipho kusengaphambili futhi unike ikhadi lokuzalwa, okuzokwenza ukhombise indawo, okubizwa ngokuthi amagugu. Lapho bonke "ingcebo" atholakala, usukulungele izoso. Okwamanje, ungahlela umncintiswano: "Okuhamba phambili kwe-isipho ihlathi". Kuze kube yimanje, izivakashi iya ehlathini futhi ulethe okuthile lapho: amakhowe, amajikijolo, Driftwood ezithakazelisayo, kweqembu izimbali, induku-stick, Isigaxa fir nokunye. Winner ukhetha lokuzalwa.

Emncintiswaneni "Kuthiwani uma ...?"

Ukuze iholidi mnandi, kudingeka ukulungiselela kusengaphambili lokuzijabulisa for izilaleli. Enye yalezi imincintiswano zingenziwa ngakwesokudla etafuleni. Ibizwa ngokuthi "Kuthiwani uma ...?" Moderator ukhetha abahlanganyeli ezimbalwa bese ubacela imibuzo mayelana yini okumele uyenze uma:

1. Ngengozi wayesehlala ikhekhe lokuzalwa?
2. Ingabe ngakusasa ngemva lwami lokuzalwa, waphaphama endaweni eyinqaba, nomuntu ongamazi?
3. Ukuze wena wasondela umlumbi eliluhlazi indiza futhi wanikeza anamakhulu mahlanu popsicle?
4. Wephula vase, owenziwa kwi lokuzalwa?
5. Ukhohlwe ukuthi une namuhla lokuzalwa, futhi izivakashi bamenywa kusengaphambili?
6. Wena lokuzalwa wanikeza ingwenya bukhoma?

Umncintiswano "Inkosazana Nesmeyana"

Izivakashi zihlukaniswe amaqembu amabili: neqembu elilodwa ngeke Nesmeyanov inkosazana, kanti eyesibili izozama ukubenza ukuhleka zonke izindlela. "Nesmeyana" ukuthatha sina sobuso futhi ngizabalaza ukuze balilondoloze, umuntu ukuhleka - phezu eya ohlangothini, okuthiwa Clowns. Owinile nguye izothatha isikhathi eside.

Lo mdlalo "Battle of the Balloons"

Usuku lokuzalwa gags Awukwazi ukwenza ngaphandle imidlalo fun. Khetha abahlanganyeli kweshumi, uwabophe kuya iqakala of Balloons (ngentambo kufanele kube ngamasentimitha okungenani amane). Futhi ngaphansi onamileyo umculo abadlali kufanele azame ukugcina ibhola lakho ibhoboze komakhelwane.

hilarious lokuzalwa

Izinketho imincintiswano futhi imidlalo kungaba eningi. Qiniseka ukuhlela nemidanso emhlabeni botha umlilo, noma mhlawumbe omunye umuntu kusukela isivakashi uyakwazi ukudlala isiginci, kuyilapho engxenyeni yokugcina kusihlwa kungaba lyrical nezingoma eziyizintandokazi zakho. Kunoma ikuphi, ujabulele usuku oluhle lokuzalwa mfowethu, dadewethu, umngani naye, into esemqoka ukuthi yasungulwa zashaya.