Be "Vatsap": amazwi amahle ngoba ajabule

Ukhathele ngenxa yobuningi izindaba ezimbi e tape zokuxhumana? Ngithanda ukuhlobisa iphrofayela yakho kumnandi yokuqala ethi? Khona-ke be "Vatsap" eqoqwe sihloko sizosisiza ukuba wenze lokhu. Nge amahlaya okuhle, njengoba wazi, futhi ukuphila kuba lula.

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Ngithanda ukuhlobisa iphrofayela ezihlekisayo ngisho umusho kancane kuyindida?

• "Kudingeka ngizikhandle ukuze bamukele indlela mina nginguye manje. Okubi baba ngeke, futhi kukhona okungcono ndawo."
• "Uhlamvu eziyigugu, ngakho-ke kunzima."
• "Okuwukuphela kwento engingayenza ngamehlo ami ivaliwe, ukuthi, ilele."
• "Ningalinge wayewuthanda umsebenzi wakhe njengoba iholidi."
• "Lala embhedeni wakho ngesikhathi, ekuseni kwesibuko Akabonisanga okukhulu."
• "Bumnandi ngcono ekusebenzeni kobuchopho. Candies nge utshwala ithemba futhi wanezela."
• "Lapho ngisemncane, yiyo kanye Hoth zikhule. Angikaze ekuphileni kwami ukuze wenze into embi!"
• "I-Bachelor - umuntu wayengakwazi zikufice ngesiwombe sesibili."
• "It okungukuthi kakhulu ezethusayo, uma ekupheleni kwenyanga kukhona imali. Wena isiqalo ukukhumbula, ngoba babekhohliwe ukuthatha pay."
• "Ngenxa imikhuba emibi enginakho nje umsebenzi."
• "Ngisho esathatha impilo elibuhlungu okuthile okuhlekisayo. Ngokwesibonelo, iholo".
• "I esidabukisayo kunazo emehlweni - indoda ichaza ihlaya yakhe."
• "Lo umuntu oyivila - indoda ukubufihla yokuthi ngingenzi lutho."
• "Ngiyazi ukuthi ukuvuma amaphutha. Lezihambi."

Be "Vatsap" nge ihlaya ukwabelana ezihambelana, njalo futhi yonke indawo. Izinkulumo ezinjalo wenze abangane bakho smile.

isimo sokuqala

Ngithanda ukuveza imizwa yabo futhi ukubukisa ubuqobelo? Nasi uhlu isimo ezifanele:

• "Akukhona ezibalulekile ngubani phambi kwakho. Okubaluleke kakhulu, osondelene nawe."
• "Abantu zihlukaniswe izinhlobo ezimbili:. Ethembekileyo zesikhashana"
• "Umuntu ngokuvamile osho ingenakho Single -. Emshadweni, washada - impohlo ojabulayo '.
• "Inkinga - akusiyo" okubi. "Inkinga - okungukuthi" njengasekuqaleni, kuvela, kwakukuhle. "
• "Zonke izingane silwela ukuphila njengayo bafuna. Kodwa ngezithukuthuku abazali".
• "Izinga inhlanhla yami -. Ngasekupheleni esitolo lula kakhulu"

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Ngezinye izikhathi ufuna ukuhlobisa iphrofayela yakho ibinzana enhle ibonisa ukuthi isimo semizwa yakho kanye nesimo kwangaphakathi:

• "Nokuzihlonipha ulindelwe umuntu oziphatha ngenhlonipho."
• "Ayanda ukubaluleka into ngokwengeziwe, waya elinegazi. Injalo ubungani."
• "Musa ukugijimela ngesibhamu. Ungagijimeli isikhathi. Odinga kwenzeke okwamanje kunesidingo."
• "Yondla abantu imilayezo kabani ubudala ngiphindelela emomotheka."
• "Awusoze iwe, elele phezu kombhede."
• "Ukuze ukwazi ukuthi ungumuntu ngalutho umuntu, kufanele kube kokubili umuzwa ezikhangayo nokwesabekayo inkululeko."
• "Amathemba zenziwa lapho zikhishwa."
• "Inzondo kulula ukuba zithande zingachazwa, wena uzonda umuntu okuthandayo -. .. Hhayi njalo explainable"
• "Ukungabaza amaphutha amabi waphinde wenza."
• "Manje mayelana singenamandla wobulili bubuhle akanayo ukukhumbula abesilisa nabesifazane."
• "Indoda zavela ubulala ukwehluleka ngasinye."
• "Umuntu empeleni smart athule lapho kulungile."

Namuhla, kakhulu kungafundwa ngomuntu ngokubheka umlando wakhe emakhasini yezenhlalakahle Internet kanye izithunywa ahlukahlukene. Ake be "Vatsap" oyikhethile ezishisa kakhulu zikhipha izinhlayiyana i sokulindela okuhle angalungiseki futhi sithokozise abanye.