Scene mayelana omama. Iskriphthi izigcawu yamahlaya ngoSuku Lomama

On uSuku Lwabesifazane noma uSuku Lomama kudingeka ngempela scene funny mayelana omama. Kufanele ibe okuhle, ezihlekisayo kanye ethinta inhliziyo kancane. Ngemva yesehlakalo ngomama ibonisa ukuphila ngokwako. Futhi umama futhi ngiletha izinto eziningi ube ukubheka nge amahlaya, ngoba nangifaka nje abazali nje awukwazi ukuphila.

ihholo umhlobiso

Ukuze uSuku Lwabesifazane futhi ngoSuku Lomama ngokuvamile ezikhungweni ukubamba imikhosi ngezimali. Kubalulekile kakhulu ngaphambi kokuba uqale kahle yabo ukuhlobisa ihholo. Ungasebenzisa Balloons, ezinkulu izimbali iphepha, udonga amaphephandaba, imele.

Isithombe Igalari "Umama wethu njengoba ingane" kungaba ukuqala emncintiswaneni. Kuze kube yimanje, ngaphansi izithombe kufanele dedelani abantwana ebhaliwe, unina ophethwe udliwa. Eduze bakudinga ukubeka idatha yabo. Lokhu kuzosiza ukhethe winner efingqa imiphumela mncintiswano.

Izingane ethi "Ngenxa iloli umlilo!"

skits Funny mayelana umama kungase kusekelwe sicashunwa lesitsetfwe inkulumo izingane. Ayakhululwa endaweni "piggy bank" lomzali ngamunye, kudingeka kuphela thina ukuba nzima imemori noma ukuvula idayari lapho uqoqe imishwana izingane funniest sika. bavame yakha isisekelo ezilula. Ngokwesibonelo, indaba emfushane emfushane kakhulu ngomama kungenzeka enjalo.

"Ndodana, kubuhlungu ukuthi enhle?" - ubuza umama, ebukisa phambi kwesibuko. "Yebo, umama ... - Whispers breathy ingane ngomdlandla. - Vele uthanda iloli umlilo "!

Emazwini akhe Wezingane. "Wawukuphi izibankwakazi?"

Noma mhlawumbe ngisho isimo mayelana omama.

Ingane ubona ibhayisikili wanyuselwa intombazane umakhelwane emgwaqweni. Indodakazi ithinta amasondo ayo, uzama hoot uphondo. Khona-ke layibutako ucabangisisa: "Mama, ezikhathini zasendulo, ngesikhathi usemncane, kwaba ibhayisikili nawe?" Mama ngokudabukisayo uyaphendula: "Cha, ndodana, ngiba ubuhle kwakungesona, ngeshwa ..." - "Yebo, isikhathi eside kwaba. Futhi izibankwakazi ke okungenani ke KwakunoFakazi abangaki? "

Scene "Omama ezintathu"

Kubalulekile kakhulu eyolanda eholidini izigcawu izingane ezinjalo mayelana omama ogogo, elibonisa uthando lwabazali, ukunakekelwa. Le nto nje ulingana nesikweletu. imidwebo izingane ezinezinkondlo sika odlalwa ngezinye izikhathi iqhaza abahamba phambili noma umbhali. Kukhona indima ugogo, umama uTanya. Ngakho-ke, lezi zindaba, abafanelekela ogogo nomama.

amazwi lombhali:

Tanya wahlala phansi ukudlala kusihlwa.

Doll got - kunalokho wakhe ukulala!

Wabuza umbuzo lapha uTanya (uTanya amazwi):

"Yini, indodakazi, ivalile ekhaleni lakhe?

Nalapha Ngidlale usuku lonke, ukubuyisa,

Futhi ngokuphelele wenqaba ukudla kwakusihlwa?

Njengoba Ngangiyingcuba, indodakazi yami, nawe!

Ngokushesha uzoba njengomlomo ukufana, mncane!

Silalele umama kudingeka Spinner!

Yilokho wena, uju, itiye kanye khekhe! "

amazwi lombhali:

Umama uTanya ngivele ngeza la emsebenzini.

Tanya ebuzwa (unina izwi):

"Kungenzeka kanjani ukuba indodakazi yami, ingabe?

Nalapha Ngidlale usuku lonke, ukubuyisa,

Futhi ngokuphelele wenqaba ukudla kwakusihlwa?

Njengoba Ngangiyingcuba, indodakazi yami, nawe!

Ngokushesha uzoba njengomlomo ukufana, mncane!

Silalele umama kudingeka Spinner!

Yilokho wena, uju, itiye kanye khekhe! "

amazwi lombhali:

Lapha ugogo - umama kamama - weza.

Futhi unina uTanya u-Eva wathi (amazwi ugogo):

"Ndodakazi yami, ubheka ekhathele kakhulu ...

Mhlawumbe hhayi ukudla usuku lonke, ukhathele?

Esikoleni, emsebenzini, ukubuyisa!

Kwabuye kwaba khona kwasemini namuhla?

Njengoba Ngangiyingcuba, indodakazi yami, nawe!

Ngokushesha uzoba njengomlomo ukufana, mncane!

Silalele umama kudingeka Spinner!

Yilokho wena, uju, itiye kanye khekhe! "

amazwi lombhali:

omama amathathu, namadodakazi amathathu lapho kudlelwa khona ukuhlala

Three omama ukuba namadodakazi ukubukeka okuyihlazo.

Akulula, kungelula ukuba omama,

Kohl indodakazi zinenkani!

Scene ngendodana nonina

wamukela kahle izilaleli skits funny mayelana umama wezingane esezikhulile. Kakade, abazali njalo ukuthi izingane zabo izingane. It kakade isibe yesehlakalo zakudala, "Umama nendodana-umqondisi wesikole". Bamba iqhaza ke ezimbili.

Umama uvuka indodana: "Isikhathi uvuke, kodwa ke futhi, kwase kwephuzile! Sukuma, ndodana yami, zonke izingane ziye zaya esikoleni, "eNdodaneni uthi:" Hhayi-ke, ngisho isigamu sehora, umama! Ngingumfana ogulayo lalesi sikole! "-" Ngakho-ke, ndodana, awukwazi! School - kungcono umsebenzi wakho! "-" Awufuni! Maslov ayophinde amanikiniki ezingcolile ukuphonsa! "-" Ngingathanda ukuya esikoleni! "-" Ningayi! Ivan Petrovich kimi niggles, ngaso sonke isikhathi ebheka amaphutha! "-" Pick Enough. Sukuma, lazybones! "-" Futhi mina Filippov ngemuva ulimi sibonakala zonke izinhlobo izidlaliso! "-" Futhi lokho manje? Lesi sikole usaqhubeka isidingo! Uneminyaka umqondisi! "

Scene "akuyona ezokuhlafunwa, mhlawumbe ..."

yesehlakalo iDemo omama kusukela izingane ngokuvamile kusekelwe izenzakalo zangempela. Ngokuvamile funny izindaba ithathwe eBhayibhelini "Jumble" futhi replayed ku izingane ngamaholide. Ngokwesibonelo, nakhu isiqephu cishe ukuhleka zonke izivakashi kanye nezethameli.

Umama usika amazambane kanye intombazane acoce indzaba, futhi indodakazi yami udla khona.

"Waya Little Red Riding Hood ehlathini ukuze ugogo. Rui ezinhle! Iyaqhubeka futhi wahlangana grey wolf. Wena ake ukuhlafuna, ukuhlafuna kangcono! Wamkhohlisa intombazane luhlangabezane eqhugwaneni kuqala futhi kugwinywe ugogo. Uya ukuhlafuna noma cha? Khona-ke yena intombazane kugwinywe. Rui, ngithi kini, kuba prozhovyvay kangcono! Kodwa-ke thina edlula abazingeli wabona impisi, waklebhula ukuvula esiswini sakhe. Ngokucophelela ukudla prozhovyvay, kakhulu ngendlela ukhuluma! Ayeseza ugogo uyaphila futhi alimale nomzukulu wakhe ... "

Indodakazi ukubeka spoon wasukuma wathi: "Bheka, futhi zonke ngoba umama akazange alalele futhi akazange ukudla prozhovyval kahle"

Scene "Lapho idayari?"

Kungaba uboshelwe iholide indaba ephathwayo izenzakalo anikezelwe omama, izifundo esikoleni. Babephinde babizwe ethathwe ekuphileni kwangempela. Ngokwesibonelo, ngokuvamile scene omama kusukela izingane Lihlobene nokubhekana ubuso okuhlaziya test.

"Ndodana, ubhekene ngesikhathi khompuyutha ukugqoka ibhulukwe lakhe? Futhi ukuhlala bengazazi "-! Libhekisela osemusha ongumama. "Awu, wena emuva, okhokho! Ikhompyutha - ukuthi sika bathuthuke! umuntu oyedwa kuphela kungaba ibhekwe kwamasiko futhi ithuthukiswe namuhla, ngubani Iyakwazi le ndlela! Futhi mina - nje indoda, cultured, eziphambili futhi wafundiswa "-! Ihlangabezana ingane zidla.

"Khona-ke ungibonise idayari yakho, wena lamasiko wethu futhi wafundiswa!" - ungadikibali umama. "Uphi yena na?" - ubuza umfana, hhayi kubhekwa kusukela kukhompyutha. "Mhlawumbe, e la leso sikhwama sakho!"

INdodana rummages e sezincwadi kodwa uthola lutho. "Akukabi khona! On kokuhlola, ngokusobala lidlule "-! Kuyinto umfana wemfanelo futhi uzame ukuhlala ikhompyutha. Unina kususa, Uyahlala achofoze igundane, ukusesha okuthile.

"Mama, manje zonke konakalisa kimi, ngilahlekelwa!" - amemeze emiselwe umfundi. "Wena, sonny, ilahlekelwe kakade! Bheka, lokhu idayari yakho electronic, futhi uthisha ngesikhathi isheke akususi! Futhi-ke sibona ... amabili Russian futhi inani izibalo! Yebo, futhi lokho imisebenzi esengeziwe emuva ... Ngakho uvale umdlalo wakho bese uthole ukusebenza! Ikhompyutha - ukuthi sika bathuthuke! eyodwa kuphela umuntu akwazi ibhekwe kwamasiko futhi ithuthukiswe namuhla, ngubani Iyakwazi le ndlela, "- ephinda amazwi indodana kamama ithoni enonya.

INdodana uyazenwaya ikhanda lakhe ngokudangala. "Kanjani? A Vovk wathi nje ukufihla idayari kanye ride ... Yebo, kunzima ukuphila nabazali babo, abaziqondayo amakhompyutha! Oh, leli kuyaqhubeka! Yami ngincamela ukuba computer yephukela kuye! "

Scene, "Mama-Gamer"

Indodakazi ihlezi ikhompyutha. umama Kufaka.

"Docha, ungivumele izithombe" Ofunda nabo "vsunu!"

Yena ngokungathandi unika indlela. Umama okhipha isitaki yezithombe, vula drive futhi ezama ukulithola ukunamathela. Indodakazi uyahleka: "Mama, wenzani! Kungani Tuck ku idrayivu ephrintiwe izithombe! "-" Futhi yini edingekayo? "-" Lokhu kwenziwa ne zobuchwepheshe! Lapho flash ukushayela? "-" Yinto encane, njengabo-lighter? "-" Awu, yebo, phezu ukuxegiselwa! Futhi kufanele kuqala ukungena isayithi! Yini igama lakho lomsebenzisi? "-" Ubani? "-" Igama lomsebenzisi, umama! Nokho, le nkulumo ikhodi, abhalwe ezincwadini Latin kungcono lapha - indodakazi imibukiso umama. - Lapha ukubhala iphasiwedi yakho! "-" A-ah-ah! Manje, sukani! "Intombazane ayibuyi, umama ngobubhimbi izintamo ngesikhathi okhiye, ebhekisela ephepheni. Indodakazi wendiza futhi aphume endlini, shaking ikhanda - lokho ngoba abanye "silly" unina!

It slams umnyango. Umama uthola ama-headphone, ukuchofoza esheshayo ikhibhodi iqala ukuxhumana ku-Skype: "It paracetamol! Izinsuku, usukulungele? Indodakazi kwesokunxele amahora amabili esinazo isitokwe! Ukuqalisa! Come on, ngokudlula One-Eyed Mockingbird kwesokunxele futhi ngizobe nishaye kwesokudla! Jump phezu kwentaba! Fihla ngaphezulu crevice! Awuboni-ke? Umcibisholo Hi! Wena yakhulula emsebenzini? Wozani, get exhunywe kwi-kwesokudla, kuya kwesokudla ... Bang! Uqedile !!! Ha-ha! Thina wacosha! Thina baphuthuma spaceport imizuzwana, ezimbili kamuva, ukubalekela iplanethi Omervayter! Silapho elinde Vishera multi-ahlomile! lazeroidy Hyperbolic akayikhohliwe? Dlulisela! "

Scene "mothers day"

INdodana uyacula, eshanela phansi. Ungena egumbini umama nezikhwama omkhulu. Ubukeka emhlabeni, wamangaza futhi bethukile ihlala. "Ndodana, ingabe kwenzekeni? Uthole ezimbili "-" Kungani anquma "-" Awu, kungani ungase ngokuzumayo wasiphakamisa wokuhlanza "-" Vele yokuthi phansi kwakuqinile udoti, ngakho nganquma ashanele "Umama ithinta eshalofini ohlwitha inhliziyo ???"! wena wesula uthuli! Ingabe kufanele ushayele umqondisi futhi? "-" Cha, ngisanda banquma ukusiza wena, lapha wesula uthuli yonke indawo! "-" Yonke indawo ??? "- umama ufikelwa. INdodana kuletha wakhe ingilazi yamanzi. Umama isiphuzo, namazinyo kushayana. "Cishe ngixoshwa esikoleni? Yini it inuka kangaka emihle? "-" It is hhayi wawususa. A iphunga amazambane athosiwe - engiyilungisele lona. Ukhathele, mhlawumbe "Mama liphuma esihlalweni sakhe, bamemeza bathi:" Udokotela! Coming Soon! Cishe wagqoka irekhodi egumbini yezingane! "

INdodana eya ngocingo futhi dials inombolo futhi muttered: "Zithi lutho okuhle uvela lolu suku omama ungatholi ..." ER "? Thatha inselele! Yebo, umama, futhi! Futhi kulokhu kuhlasela! "

Umama ngobumnene aphakamise ikhanda lakhe: "Yilokho - nje isipho? - indodana ufakazelwe yilabo abazibiza. - On the usuku umama? Futhi kusasa kuyoba zonke ubudala? "-" Awu, yebo, umama! Ngiyakuthembisa! "Indodana ukuqabulana unina esihlathini, bajoyina izandla uzifake ekhishini. INdodana idlulisa isikhwama.

"Dinner '

Ngemva Uhlelo ngalunye zikhale ukubingelela umama. Sketch "Dinner" kuyoba ushintsho kusukela ekhonsathini ephathini itiye.

Indodana nendodakazi ukuphotha ekhishini nge kwesitofu. Boy inikeza ukubhaka ikhekhe, futhi le ntombazane ephikelela umhlakanya isobho. Abazange ukufinyelela esivumelwaneni. Ngenxa yalokho, ukudla ngakunye unezela imikhiqizo ukuthi ebona kufaneleka khona.

INdodana ukufunda iresiphi: "Beka kafulawa amaqanda amathathu, inkomishi ukhilimu omuncu ..." - ufaka endishini enkulu ukudla bese eqala kuvusa kuhhavini. Girl ukufunda iresiphi. "Zezıhlabane red pepper pod walala. Engeza yashizi nesweli, onion, cilantro "- unezela imikhiqizo yayo kanye Ihlangana konke ngesipuni. Khona-ke abantwana ukubeka isitsha zabo kuhhavini futhi ulinde.

Amasongo ngiyangqongqoza indodana iphelela evulekile. Le ntombazane liyasuka isidlo kuhhavini. Umama iza: "Yini onayo kimi kwenziwe! Siyabonga kakhulu sokukhathazeka kwakho! "Indodakazi yami izandla zakhe ipuleti elisemandleni ucezu into emnyama. Umama sniffs, winces, kodwa ngesisa eluma off ucezu. "Futhi igama lesi sidlo ezimangalisayo?" - umama ayengayisebenzisa ukuhlafuna, kodwa ngamandla smiling. Izingane choir uphendule ngokuthi: omunye ememeza "ikhekhe", omunye - "umhlakanya". Umama unqekuzisa ikhanda futhi uthi, "ngaso leso sikhathi ngiye ngacabanga. "Kharcho" ikhekhe. Delicious! "

Oholela ngemva izigcawu ekutshela izivakashi: "izitsha zethu uzilungiselele ngale ndlela akunjalo omama abathandekayo ogogo azange abe ukuzenza ukuzilinga kumuzwa. Siyakwamukela wonke umuntu ukuba etafuleni samaholide! "