Scene lokuzalwa - isipho esihle kunazo zonke!

lokuzalwa ngamunye ukuba umuntu isenzakalo esibaluleke kakhulu, yingqophamlando ekuphileni kwakhe, ngakho-ke, ngokuvamile okukholelwa kuphawulwe phakathi kwabantu eqolo. Futhi yesehlakalo ngosuku lokuzalwa - isipho brilliant kakhulu esiyokhunjulwa hhayi kuphela usuku lokuzalwa, kodwa futhi izimenywa. Iskriphthi kufanele kube lusizo futhi afanele uhlobo ubuntu.

Scenes phezu lokuzalwa abadala zihlukile, kodwa qiniseka athokozise. Sikunikeza best!

yesehlakalo zefilosofi ngoba usuku lwakhe lokuzalwa, "Uyakholwa na?"

abadlali ababili - "twins" - atjengisa umntwana ongakazalwa, ababehlezi ezihlalweni futhi ubambe ayindilinga (njengoba ifreyimu yesithombe). Abahlanganyeli limbozwa ngendwangu ukuze efihla kubo kusukela okhalweni kuya ezinyaweni. Ngu phansi ayindilinga enamathiselwe amabili namabhuzu le bryuchek kulencane lokho kungatholakala. Pants - a "umlenze" olusanda kuzalwa esizayo ukusiza izibukeli ngokuphelele nangendlela emomotheka ukwamukela isithombe yokukhulelwa, ngocansi izigcawu nabanikeli.

Xoxa "amawele" izwi kobuntwana:

- Uyakholwa ukuphila ngemva kokubelethwa?

- Umbhedo! Ayikho ukuphila ngemva kokubelethwa khona! Wena, ngokuvamile, ungacabanga okubukeka ngayo?

- Ngicabanga ukuthi ngeke ukukhanya okuningi khona, siyokwazi ukuhamba ngezinyawo zabo, futhi udle umlomo wakhe ...

Ngezinye lamagama omunye "ingane" ambheke condescendingly, njengoba silima, edonsa amehlo akhe phezulu wabubula wearily:

- Kulapho usuke wabona ukuthi ukukhanya okuthile? Futhi kanjani wena uzoba umlomo? Intambo ke kungani? Futhi uyaphi ukuya! Umhlaba okuthile, yilokho - enyinyekile, emnyama, efudumele, ukhululekile ... Ubuhle! ezimpilweni zethu - umzanyana! Dlala yena enkabeni okuthile, kodwa - yilokho kuphela!

- Futhi Ngisakholwa ukuthi ukuphila ngemva kokubelethwa khona!

- Kodwa kukhona ... (ngamazwi "osanda kuzalwa esizayo" akuyona ebuka umfowabo / dade, kodwa ngokuqondile izilaleli futhi umbambe ngesandla sakhe phezu kwesiyingi ayindilinga) namanje asibuyanga! Asivume: ukuphila - kungubumnyama, usizi nokuhlupheka ...

- Cha! Silindele okungcono ukuthi ungakwazi ukucabanga! Sizobona unina, futhi liyoshiswa asinakekele!

- Mama? Mina ukuhleka! Ha-ha-ha! Uyakholelwa umama? Lapho lingumame wethu? Bonisa ke kimi! Ma-ma! Ay!

- Uneminyaka yonke indawo! Ngenxa wakhe, siphila ukuhambisa futhi sikhona ...

- Umbhedo!

- Uma avalelwe thina uhlale uthule, uzozwa ke. Sizwa wakhe ngicule uzizwa kanjani yena ayiphulule emhlabeni wethu.

- Khona-ke, kungani silapha?

- Lapha kufanele ingaqina, kodwa namanje isilungele okulindele kithi ngemva - lapho izwe Ngaphezu kwalokho, lapho ukukhanya, injabulo, injabulo.

Kungcono athokozise ezihlekisayo skits. Usuku lokuzalwa oluhle - iholide kumnandi. intavyu Landelayo cishe uyowubangela yokuhlekwa kokubheduka acacile ngokomzwelo.

Scene lokuzalwa ubizwa ngokuthi "umgcini nokuhlanzeka nokuhleleka."

Phakathi celebration ihholo nezivakashi ohlezi etafuleni, ngaphandle amehlo kakhulu, kuhlanganisa wezindlu egqoke (njengoba kufanele) ku smock, futhi ezandleni amabhakede akhe amabili. Khokhela hhayi lalelisisa kuze ubani, uthatha amanikiniki, aligcobhoze omunye amabhakede, waqala ukugeza phansi, bathi:

- udoti lapha! Ngiphakathi ubumsulwa noma oda!

Maid uthi toastmaster:

- Linda, linda! Wenzani? Sine iholide, zonke fun kokuba, uya ukudansa! Wena kokuphazamisa kithi! Shiya igumbi, siyacela!

- Kulungile, kulungile, nje uhlelo amanzi, domoyu ...

Ngezinye la mazwi, yokuhlanza lady uthatha ibhakede yesibili, futhi lwaveza wave abukhali esandleni sakhe uthela "slop" in the isivakashi ... Futhi eliphuma ebhakedeni ku nezithameli ethukile wathela akhazimulayo confetti.

Okuvelayo awusoze walibaleka!

Scene lokuzalwa - isipho ngokugqamile, zokudala futhi, yebo, abantu abanamakhono, eduze okuyinto azikho isidina. Ungabi namahloni, uthole phansi ukuhlela umbukiso amancane iyisikhungo Luhambo injabulo futhi kumnandi!