Funny toast emishadweni

Wena dream ukuze ujike celebration yakho ibe extravaganza emangalisayo, egcwele lezimanga kanye nemicimbi engavamile? Khona-ke ukulalela amathiphu ambalwa ...

Wedding - usuku ezihambayo kakhulu futhi onesizotha ezimpilweni abashadikazi uthando. Nokho, asikho isidingo ukuvula ukugubha ku umcimbi isihawu kakhulu, ngoba iholidi futhi ngeholide kudingeka ukuba ujabule. Akukho abasanda kushada esikhuthazayo ngaphezulu njengoba funny ubhontshisi emshadweni. Lokhu kubingelelana esiyokhunjulwa isikhathi eside abasebasha, njengoba kuyoba njalo yasekuqaleni kakhulu futhi engavamile! Ngezansi ungafunda funny ubhontshisi emshadweni bese uzisebenzisa ukwakha congratulation uma kunesidingo.

Mhlawumbe ngamunye wethu waphawula ukuthi amahlaya mayelana nemishado bayajabula hhayi kakhulu. Nokho, omunye kutholakala. Kanye muntu wambuza nendlela yokuphila umkakhe amthandayo. Yaphendula kanje: babehlala ngokujabula uyahlanya ngenxa engamashumi amabili nanhlanu, yena yena. Bese ... bahlangana, futhi yonke into ekuphileni kwakuhlukile!

Lokuhlonipha umshado ubufakazi kufanele kube esimnandi kakhulu, ngoba lo fakazi umuntu wesibili obaluleke kakhulu ngemva abashadayo emcimbini lomshado. It kuncike kuye okuningi: isimo izivakashi kanye inkambo jikelele komshado, nokuhlanganyela ngenkuthalo in ukuncintisana.

umxhwele kakhulu futhi ongasoze iyohlale toast emshadweni ngamazwi akho. Uma wayefisa, ungakwazi ukhumbule noma yimaphi amaqiniso athakazelisayo ngokuphila of umkhwenyana, naye ungenza ubhontshisi, sihleka ndawonye past. Nanti elinye ubhontshisi elimangalisayo temibhalo yephrozi netindzaba, okuyinto ungasho ubufakazi. Lokhu ubhontshisi akudingekile ukuba ngekhanda, lwanele Ngalifunda okokuqala futhi bakubeke ngenye indlela, kodwa ngaso sonke isikhathi ngokusuka enhliziyweni.

"Sonke isimo emangalisayo edabukisayo le qiniso elibuhlungu lokwehlukaniswa ophoqelelwe kusukela umngane wethu othandekayo. Nokho, thina, abangane bakhe, azi ukuthi yini eyabangela abantu ukunyamalala umngane: ke bathunjwa ngukukhanya ingelosi emangalisayo enhle, futhi manje usekhuluma ke kithi ngosuku ukuze ziqiniseke ukuthi sakwazi ukubona injabulo yabo. bambalwa abantu kakhulu iwe ithuba eliyingqayizivele ezifana ukuhlangabezana nale ingelosi empilweni yami. Futhi thina, bazalwane bami, emangalisayo lucky. Ingelosi phambi kwethu: nomlobokazi omuhle ukuthi ezinye umsizi wethu othembekile, umeluleki, ithikithi epharadesi engapheli umndeni ujabule. Yingakho ngeke uzisole yokuthi sesilahlekelwe umngane, ngoba sikunikeza ke isidalwa enhle kakhulu nezinhle emhlabeni. Kuyoba amboze indlela ugongolo kothando it, lazise, wazise. Futhi kubonakala kimi ukuthi ray ecacile ithemba nenjabulo ingelosi wande kithi. Manje sethemba ngobuqotho ukuthi umngane wethu elahlekile, futhi engachazeki ujabule! Wozani, abangane, baphakamise izingilazi kwethu impilo nenjabulo ingelosi, nomlobokazi omuhle! "

Ezinjalo, amazwi efudumele bethuthumela ngeke abashiye nandaba hhayi nomkhwenyana noma umakoti! Nazi ubhontshisi ezimbalwa ezithakazelisayo, kugcwale injongo, ifilosofi, yebo, amahlaya.

"Ngolunye usuku, nomfundisi ebuzwa ukuthi yini ubuhlobo obuhle, kuyiqiniso futhi oqinile phakathi kwendoda nomkayo impendulo: lapho Umfazi akalisebenzisi ubone ukuthi umyeni, futhi umyeni akezwa lokho umkakhe akushoyo Isiphakamiso esilandelayo a ubhontshisi kuya ubuhlobo obuhle phakathi kwabashadile. ! "

Okulandelayo congratulation kancane zefilosofi futhi, ikwenza ucabange futhi baphethe. Lenza into enjengale. "Wonke umuntu uyazi ukuthi igama elithi" umshado 'inezincazelo ezimbili zokuqala -. The ubuhlobo bomshado, kwesibili - umkhiqizo wayephila Ngeshwa, ngokuvamile kakhulu kwenzeka ukuthi umqondo wesibili lihlasela incazelo wokuqala, Nokho, akungabazeki, umshado awusona umshado .. uma isisekelo salo uluthando. ifisa abashadayo kuba ekulondolozweni kwezindawo isizinda esisodwa eqinile futhi umshado ngaphandle komshado! "

Ungazami ngekhanda noma kwenye ubhontshisi, ungesabi ukukhuluma inhliziyo yabo. Zama kulahleni konke ukwesabe nangesimo sengqondo efudumele ekufezeni abasha, ngoba nje kuyisiqalo!

Funny ubhontshisi emshadweni ukuthi kuyoba gqamisa emcimbini, okuyinto kuzodala Umkhathi fun, hlanganani izivakashi uzokhumbula isikhathi eside. Inkonde ngayinye ifakwe umshini ezihlekisayo ubhontshisi umcabango zefilosofi, futhi kuyadingeka ukuba acabangele. Ngakho nje ukuhalalisela abasha, etshela ezihlekisayo lokuhlonipha emshadweni! Yiba yokuqala, esiyingqayizivele, fun! Kujabulele umkhosi kangangokuthi ngisho Toastmasters wayengekho nesithukuthezi uphila nabantu bakho!