Izibuyekezo ngokukhulelwa social network

Ilinde nokubeletha - isimo isimanga, igcwele imizwelo. Ngakho-ke, owesifazane yena kanye nomndeni wakhe nabangane, yebo, kumelwe ibekwe ngesimo sokukhulelwa e amanethiwekhi zabo zenhlalo. Lezi be kungaba ukuveza ukuziphatha ezithakazelisayo, izintandokazi engavamile kwemizwelo ukuthi elisemnyango inhliziyo yengane.

Funny be ngokukhulelwa

Yiqiniso, ngaphandle amahlaya kuphi. Ngakho-ke siphawule izimo ezilandelayo, ukuthi nakanjani akwazi ukuthola indawo yayo emakhasini "In Touch", "Ofunda nabo" kanye nezinye izingosi zokuxhumana.

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Umngane wami waqala ukuba ngilulame

Futhi usuku lonke kusofa wawiswa,

Iphinde elwisana esiswini.

Futhi zonke ngoba abantwana abancane ekhaya lapho.

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Ngidla i-herring nge ushokoledi,

Aspic jelly,

Borsch nge ikhekhe,

Amakhukhi nge isithombo,

Ngenxa besisu

Mina nomntwana.

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Omunye angase athi Ngingumfana eziyinqaba.

Angazi ukuthi yini ngifuna.

Ngithini, cha, hhayi ukuthi,

Ufuna nje sinkhwa

Mina inkathi amasosishi

Apple futhi amabhilikosi omisiwe,

Futhi ujamu, ushizi,

Ukuze ukunambitheka kwakubonakala kumnandi.

Ungacabangi wena okubi,

Vele ophilayo Sisu sami imvuthu.

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Wacela kumyeni wakhe ikhekhe,

Ngakho njengoba hhayi ukuze udabuke.

Kepha kuthe esitolo,

Ngifuna ukuba iklabishi.

Bese ngifuna herring,

izinti Sweet, Medco.

Ngaso sonke isikhathi afuna ukuba yiyo,

Ngenxa abathandekayo uyazi

Yini ngilinde ingane.

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Ngo abesifazane abakhulelwe, Ukuthanda izinto zihlukile.

Kusukela isifiso izinyembezi amnandi akhwela.

Futhi ngenkathi ngingenile esitolo, kakade kudingeka orange.

Baby okuthandwa ebizela othile kimi, bese ihlala relishes.

Izibuyekezo mayelana ukhulelwe: enhle, egcwele imizwelo

Yiqiniso, besifazane basesimweni ukuchichima isikhundla omkhulu wokudlulisa imizwelo. Ngakho-ke, ngezinye izikhathi kuyadingeka kakhulu ukuhlola izimo ngokukhulelwa, okuyindawo navernetsya zokudonsa, baqonda ngokuphelele isimo sabo. Qaphela okulandelayo. Deep kanye kahle isimo sokukhulelwa:

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Ilinde isimangaliso, mina ngeke ukulimaza ngokwabo.

Angisoze ngadla yini ewusizo,

Ukulalela umculo ebukekayo.

Ukuba wafunda zonke izincwadi nomagazini,

Labo lapho babhala mayelana nezingane.

Futhi ngizobe buthule bese ulalele krovinushku wakhe.

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Zonke amasayithi I sibuyekezwe,

Ngafunda izinkondlo zabo,

Tales wafunda, futhi,

Izingoma lizwakalise umphefumulo.

Futhi manje ngihlezi, ukucula,

Futhi umntwana, Ngilinde.

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Angazi bagqoke fashionably,

Kanye esiswini ukhululekile,

Ngenxa izakhamuzi zakhona,

eqolo.

Ngakho njengoba akucindezelwe endlini yakhe,

Ayikho gum, akukho amabhande,

Vprygnu zokugqoka undershirts

Futhi mina ukuhamba kuleli ethule.

amavesi Mayelana abakhulelwe

Yiqiniso, mayelana nesimo sokukhulelwa - "elinde isimangaliso", kuba amazwi esifushane noma rhymed hhayi kuphela. Okungenzeka ngalokhu isikhundla lonke inkondlo lokuveza.

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Mina wagxumela phezu kwami umlenze esiswini.

Oh, futhi efuna ukusebenzisa le umlenze indlela.

Kodwa njengoba yayihleli ungange, ndodana il indodakazi

Ngezinye izikhathi, angishaya angilahla isigqi imini nochek.

Lapho, esiswini efudumele, futhi kungabonakala ngokucacile,

Lapho umama akusho ukulala,

Ngiyalazisa sonke isikhathi,

Nakuba kuba uqobo,

ekudalweni House eziyizintandokazi Emhlabeni.

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Nakuba ongaziwa ngezinye izikhathi, abesifazane abakhulelwe,

Kodwa lokhu strangeness azinikwa zivela phezulu, cishe.

Lokho okubi abazange bakuqaphele, ukuvikela isimiso sezinzwa.

Futhi uma pipsqueak livela, umbiko ogcwele ngokwayo wanika.

Wonder Woman nokuziphatha kwabo evesini

Kukhona izimo mayelana nokukhulelwa sakubhuqa noma nge peppercorn. Nabo futhi, kufanele sinake.

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Namuhla Ngathenga ukuhlolwa,

Futhi obomvu wawungathi-tip ipeni,

I ukudweba ngamaqembu amabili,

Ukufihla ukwesaba.

Ngivumele anikele isandla,

Ushadile Uyobiza.

Umlobokazi amahle

Bese shayela.

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Namuhla ngavuka ekuseni,

Peregladila futhi

Zonke namanabukeni, undershirts,

Umbhede wayeya dim.

Nalapha unhlangothi zonke izingubo,

Ngibheka iziqobosho,

Ngoba ngokushesha kakhulu,

Ngibona chips yami.

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Amacala eyathatha inyanga,

Ucabanga uhambo?

Yebo, cishe kwesokudla,

Kodwa uhambo ukuthi ngidinga:

Namanabukeni, usula, pipettes,

Amabhodlela, pacifiers, ngezilayidi, amabhuzu,

Envelope, ukhilimu, impuphu, esosweni,

Oh, yeka indlela angizange Dodge,

Ungakhohlwa konke ngalolo uhlu,

Uma ngiya esibhedlela.

Futhi, mayelana nesimo sokukhulelwa, ilindele emihlanganweni ngokomzwelo kakhulu kungaba iDemo.

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Waya esibhedlela, Ngizobuya umama.

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Namuhla, mina waqoqa iphakethe okuyokunika esibhedlela ithikithi.

Namanabukeni, amanabukeni, pacifiers, amabhuzu, izingubo Yiqiniso namaswidi bona.

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Maduze ngaphansi amafasitela komyeni wami ukuhamba, unina, noyise futhi ugogo, futhi,

Ngoba ukukhanya ngibhekana unguye ezibizayo ukuphila kwawo wonke umuntu njengokuyigugu.

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Boring, zomile, ukuphila okuyisidina, ke maduze phezu,

Nguwe kuphela ubamba.

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Small, cute, besigaxa little cute,

Angazi, indodakazi yami sihlezi khona il indodana.

Kodwa nginomuzwa wokuthi ethambile, umzimba ithenda,

Kwazi bani ukuthi bayaphi.

Ukuveza imizwa yakho kanye nokwabelana ngolwazi lwakho. Kuyinto kuhle futhi izinkanuko.