Amagama iwubuphukuphuku kunazo (owesilisa) - amathikithi emhlabeni ukuhlekwa okuphakade

Yisiqubulo eziningi zabantu zanamuhla - "Yiba wokuqala noma afe." Ekufuneni umuntu eliyingqayizivele uzoya cishe yonke. Ngokwesibonelo, abanye bakholelwa ukuthi elithi yibo kuphela ukuthi evamile isikhumba womuntu umbala isibe ezinkulu, ngakho efaka cishe wonke umzimba nge emzimbeni. Esinye sezibonelo engcono yale ndlela yokuzibeka - Rik Dzhenest, owaziwa kakhulu emhlabeni njengoba Zombie Boy.

Qamba njengengxenye yesithombe

izigaba ezithile zabantu ozama ezintweni eziyingozi ubuntu ngesitayela ome njengeqanda kakhulu yokugqoka noma aziphathe umphakathi. Lezi nezimfanelo ezingavamile zomunye ongathethelela osaziwayo - isithombe sabo njalo abadinga "imivimbo fresh," kodwa abantu abavamile bakhetha ukugqoka isigqoko ekhanda lakhe esikhundleni Sock, musa abangele enye into ngaphandle isifiso ukuze ubameme ukuze i-ambulensi. Ngakho abazali lanamuhla noma ukuzenzela izingane zabo esiyingqayizivele, ibanike amagama ezifana yalokho wenzalo yabo abampofu namahloni ukuvela obala. Namuhla, amagama funny kwabesilisa nabesifazane ezilotshwe isichazamazwi. Ngethukile lezi zincwadi ukufunda is hhayi Kunconywa, ngoba ungakwazi ukugqekeza eqhuma uhleko ifenisha.

Nokushisekela izwe njengombandela wokubamba lokusungula

Kuyinto imfihlo ukuthi ngesikhathi khona kweSoviet Union, abanye abantu kangaka uyakuthanda inhlebo ngezombusazwe, ke kubonakala cishe yonke. Lapho-ke yilowo kubhekwe kuyisibopho sakhe ukwazi isimo kuleli zwe, ngezizathu kusilela imikhiqizo amazwe kanye nokuntuleka jeans e izingubo ezitolo. Nokushisekela izwe kubonakala ku izidlaliso ukuthi abazali ngaleso sikhathi zanikwa izingane zabo. Mhlawumbe yasungulwa ngaleso sikhathi amagama engenangqondo kakhulu. isidlaliso zabesilisa Lunio futhi Lelyud, isibonelo, zifana izidlaliso okuhlaselayo. Nokho, abadali akazange ngisho bacabange ukulimaza izingane zakhe, ngoba la magama asho ukuthi "Lenin ufile, kodwa liveza umqondo wahlala" futhi "Lenin asithandayo izingane." Ngo esigabeni esifanayo zihlanganisa igama Revmark, ungwaqa enegama odumile German umbhali-umuntu okholelwa entweni ekhona okwangempela. Kuyathakazelisa ngeso lengqondo indlela namuhla azizwa indoda, obazali bakhe wamnika isidlaliso behlonipha Marxism wamavukelambuso. ukuqaphela kwezepolitiki ukhuthaza abantu beveza amagama engajwayelekile futhi funny. izidlaliso zabesilisa, izifinyezo efana Trolebuzina ukwenza umuntu Ingase iphendule ngokungabi nasithakazelo sidideke.

"Accordion umdlali 'amagama nokungezwani kwamasiko

Ngenxa yokuthi izilimi emhlabeni kukhona abaningi, ngokuvamile kakhulu ezimbili zezigodi ezihluke ngokuphelele ungathola amazwi sokukhumbuza omunye wabo into ehloniphekile. Ngokwesibonelo, akukho nakancane amagama funny ngempela (wesilisa - Bojan, uHagayi, Bibik nabesifazane - Bayda noma Bebe) imbangela uhleko kusukela izikhulumi, lapha bekene-yasungulwa. Igama Russian lomuntu Bojan lihlotshaniswa kuphela Internet noma nge ihlaya homophone "inkositini". Cishe, akunakwenzeka ukuba umuntu, ngubani wazethula umphakathi ibhizinisi njengoba Bojan A., engase akwazi ukubala izinhlayiya lokuthi Emaceleni kukhona abantu sina ukulalela umbono wakhe mayelana izindlela ukuxazulula izinkinga emnothweni emakethe. Futhi umfana nge isidlaliso Bibik Into yokuqala ngemva kweminyaka engu-18 bayoba ukuyiguqula. Ukuze sengqondo Russian kuyajabulisa, amagama ezihlekisayo, kodwa abezindaba Arab noma isiGreki babebonakala ngisho siziqhenye. Bojan lihunyushwe kwelesiHeberu lesiGreki lisho "injabulo", futhi isi-Arabic - "namandla", "acebe."

Into esemqoka, guys, izinhliziyo zenu!

Kukhona esinye isigaba sabantu abanesifiso ukunikeza ingane yakhe engakazalwa igama engavamile, okuyinto imvelo yayo abakhuluma isiRashiya uzoyala nenhlonipho. It abalandeli uchungechunge sethelevishini, amafilimu, incwadi franchise namaqembu omculo. Ngakho-ke kuvela ukuthi laba bantu neze outgrow isimo nomdlandla ngokweqile Thixo wakhe, futhi lokhu ngezinye izikhathi kuholela edabukisayo. Ngokwesibonelo, umlandeli crazy yochungechunge "Izimpi Star" ngokuthi ingane yakhe ngeshwa Skywalker. Akekho uyoba umangale uma band Nirvana fan ngokuzumayo uyobiza indodana yakhe isibhamu, futhi fan of American TV ewuchungechunge "esingajwayelekile" bhapathiza ingane Winchester, ngisho nalapho ehlala ensimini ka-Russia. Nokho, ezihlekisayo kakhulu amagama besilisa Russian abantu beza nazo zonke efanayo ngaphansi kwethonya kuneziyaluyalu kwezombusazwe eminyakeni yamuva. indoda Russian owazi umlando wezwe lakhe, ngokwakhe ngokuqinisekile kuyoba ujwayelene ibinzana "Ngithathe ukhathele, Ngiyahamba." Kodwa alwa engumthengisi kakhulu baye baklama igama Yausyauh - uhlobo segama ibinzana, unakekele kusengaphambili ukuphila okujabulisayo kwengane yakhe.

Ezineshwa Krysan kusukela esikhathini esizayo

Esikhathini esizayo esiseduze isibalo sabantu uzimisele ukushintsha igama lakhe futhi akusho zome, kodwa ngokuvamile iningi ihlobenenamanye isifiso ukuqala impilo entsha, ukusula ukhona ungubani zabo zangaphambili. Lokhu isizathu engalimazi hhayi ukuya ngokuqinile nanoma ikuphi ukuqhathaniswa nge ngobuqotho nangezinhloso ezinhle wagomela isidingo sokushintsha igama ngesibonelo sendoda egama layo Krysan. isihlabathi kwakhe kwaletha kusuka nesiGreki yahunyushelwa esiNgisini isiRashiya, kodwa lapha khona-ke aluphumeleli iyiphi sokuxhashazwa. Krysan isikhathi eside kakhulu bengaqondi kwenzenjani. Abantu enonya nje giggled ngidlala washiya i isiqondiso engaziwa, ukwenqabela ukukhuluma kuye. Phela, amagama funniest zabesilisa abantu Russian, kanye abanye abameleli Abantu abangomakhelwane, ubonakala esinye isizathu ukuze ujabule. Lapho Krysan, ogama lakhe sivela Chrysanthos ezihloniphekayo, waqonda umnyombo wenkinga, Russia uvinjelwe ushintsho izidlaliso. Kungaleso sikhathi kuphela lapho Krysan, libhekisele kuwo wonke abazali emhlabeni, ngabacela kayikhulu ukucabanga mayelana igama ingane, futhi ngesikhathi esifanayo ukungacabangi nemisebenzi yabo yokuzilibazisa kanye izintandokazi zezombusazwe.